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Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I just thought you might like to know whenever I feel particularly warm about you. Who's older?

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

[ hey brother fuck off ]

dante: Sure, keep me posted on that

And we're twins. Does that matter?

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: So it's me

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: By TWO SECONDS maybe

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I would say jealousy doesn't become you, but I think I understand everything perfectly now.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Oh now that's rich
You talking about jealousy
Too bad you don't remember jack

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Wouldn't be the first time, apparently. You should be used to it.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Still hard getting used to it
And it feels like the same rodeo every time

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Well if you ever get over your fit, do let me know. I won't expect anything from you besides maybe a fair fight.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: You should get a good sword first

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I have a sword.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Think you could beat me with that?

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: As if the sword makes a difference. If you're worried about me, Valour seems to think I should be prepared enough to advance me enough points for a few skills. I'll be fine.

[no he won't be fine it's been one day he's a moron he knows nothing]

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: I mean
I COULD kick your ass in public again
I wouldn't say no to that

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Fine since you know everything, you tell me what kind of sword I should get. Then we'll do it.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Long one
Like you're compensating for something

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Very funny, and a nice job of insulting yourself too. Are you going to call me ugly next?

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Damn you caught me

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: You're already getting too predictable.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Don't worry, you're predictable too
Like I knew you'd want to fight me again

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: What can I say, your face inspires me to punch something. Preferably said face.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Better than picking up stranger's groceries
That just sounded creepy

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: What's so strange about it? He dropped them all over the floor and disappeared for an eternity. Am I supposed to pretend I didn't see it and leave them strewn about for someone to trip over?

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: I mean
Yeah?
Old you wouldn't have given a shit

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: And how am I supposed to know that? Regardless, it isn't how I feel right now. Sorry if that's disappointing to you. I'm sure you'll keep hating me anyway.