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Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Fair
Killing you here would kind of be a waste anyway
It wouldn't stick

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: You're very convincing, I'm very intimidated.

[You know what. He wasn't going to share but maybe the best way he can be mean while this whole attitude is going on is to do the opposite, but like, in a petty way.]

Virgil: I bought a memory this morning before you came around. You were there, and I remember thinking I didn't want you to be hurt.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

[ the screen shows the tell-tale three dots of typing ... typing ... like he's not sure how to reply to that.

because he isn't.

before he replies with a one-word answer. ]

dante: And?

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I just thought you might like to know whenever I feel particularly warm about you. Who's older?

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

[ hey brother fuck off ]

dante: Sure, keep me posted on that

And we're twins. Does that matter?

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: So it's me

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: By TWO SECONDS maybe

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I would say jealousy doesn't become you, but I think I understand everything perfectly now.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Oh now that's rich
You talking about jealousy
Too bad you don't remember jack

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Wouldn't be the first time, apparently. You should be used to it.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Still hard getting used to it
And it feels like the same rodeo every time

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Well if you ever get over your fit, do let me know. I won't expect anything from you besides maybe a fair fight.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: You should get a good sword first

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: I have a sword.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Think you could beat me with that?

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: As if the sword makes a difference. If you're worried about me, Valour seems to think I should be prepared enough to advance me enough points for a few skills. I'll be fine.

[no he won't be fine it's been one day he's a moron he knows nothing]

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: I mean
I COULD kick your ass in public again
I wouldn't say no to that

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Fine since you know everything, you tell me what kind of sword I should get. Then we'll do it.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Long one
Like you're compensating for something

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: Very funny, and a nice job of insulting yourself too. Are you going to call me ugly next?

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Damn you caught me

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: You're already getting too predictable.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Don't worry, you're predictable too
Like I knew you'd want to fight me again

Re: 237 late

[auguryofinnocence]

Virgil: What can I say, your face inspires me to punch something. Preferably said face.

Re: 237 late

[devilmightcare]

dante: Better than picking up stranger's groceries
That just sounded creepy