Red Bull gives you wings: Guess I shouldn't be glad that like my whole family is in hell Red Bull gives you wings: Literally Red Bull gives you wings: But all things considered Red Bull gives you wings: Seems kinda natural for us to wind up here Red Bull gives you wings: Demons and all
[ -- it's so odd, hearing Vergil in any capacity say that that for once Dante's completely taken off guard, blinking. not that he didn't suspect as much, but -- to hear Vergil actually talking through his feelings and admitting to that straight up is
weird. ]
Iii don't think it's stupid. I mean, I've hated you before but I also didn't want you dead, so ...
Chamomile Gatorade (for poets): Look At How Soft Your Brother's Become Chamomile Gatorade (for poets): You Can't Just Leave Him Like This Chamomile Gatorade (for poets): Come Back Soon, Dante
[attached are several blurry pictures of what look like a scaly demon tail--familiar, of course, to anyone who's seen vergil's devil trigger--with a big red bow tied on the end, like a decoration. the last picture isn't blurry, but is instead a shot of vergil from above glaring daggers at the camera]
Vergil: i miss you dante, qi wish we got yalong when we had the chaynce. ceveornye thinks i have brother issuees? you have pto colme basck and tell them zi qdon't. it's sjust complicated because i love you a lolt and i wanmt to protect xyou but i have to kill yofu to be betdter than you. but i love you dante!! you're mzy little brother and i'll look after you! di hope you're on another program because the blast thing i wanwt is for you to be in ehll kall alone. if i could switch places bwith you i would. please be safze. if some demon has yoou iun ibts clutchse i'll come kill it as soon kas i find out!!!
Bastard. At this rate you're going to miss the wedding ceremony. Yeah, it's actually happening. I guess we'll just have to edit you into the pictures. It's been hell deciding the seating arrangements. Still, it's not complete without you... if you don't make it, we'll just have to set a slice of cake aside at the family table.
Speaking of which, I guess we weren't actually able to run this by you before you left, but - we're adopting Morning Glory into the family, all right? And we're taking her home with us. I'm not taking any objections. She's the big sister now. Everyone's big sister. Because she's smarter than all of us (also not taking objections on that).
You know, someone else from back home showed up? She knows you - I don't know if you're friends, she seems to find you kinda annoying. But then again so does everyone. Scar on her face, and mismatched eyes ring any bells? Kinda rude that you're not here to introduce us properly.
I think the rest of us are doing about as well as we can... there's been some pretty shitty games. Raven started turning dusty and lost an arm, but he's fixed now. And... me and Dad have actually been getting along. Yeah, he's 'Dad' now. It's been really nice actually... I think he misses you. Or maybe he just misses stabbing you.
Either way - I'm going to punch your lights out when you get back. So come back soon.
I have to pay 2000 points for this so you had better not ignore me. You are not allowed to waste away in Hell, if you don't come back soon I'm going to have to find you and kill you myself. Or maybe my useless little brother needs to be saved? You'll have to ask nicely.
Vergil
[There is
a photo of mom enclosed. You know the one.
Also I guess it's actually signed POWERTHIRST since the producers change it. But.]
Vergil: Are you saying you don't like it? You would complain about a regular suit being too plain I'm sure. I thought it looked like something you wore in a memory. Are you embarrassed by the way you dressed in your youth? That would be fair enough, you are very embarrassing.
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